The One Called Short

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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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cleanandsupreme:

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i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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